I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
