Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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