Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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