everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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