Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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