You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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