Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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