So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
