Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
