Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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