Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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