did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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