I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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