we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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