i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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