I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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