So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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