isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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