I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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