You just made me feel so damn special
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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