You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
FUCK WHALES
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
