I am full of burrito and curiosity
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I have fence marks all over my body
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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