Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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