I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
