i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My ATM looks so different sober.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sorry about my life...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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