I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
