so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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