How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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