Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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