I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How external is "for external use only"?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
