I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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