Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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