Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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