I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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