I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think I died a long time ago.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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