Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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