you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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