don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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