Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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