is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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