People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
