hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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