I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
