So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
