Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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