You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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