i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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