the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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