I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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