Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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