What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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