in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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